10 Truths About Men & Women You Wish You Knew
I bet nobody told you that being a good girl isn’t such a bad thing. Or that you’re better off paddling your own canoe. Intrigued? Read on! Below you’ll find the ten most hilarious things you wish you knew about the gender dynamics a long time ago.
1. Socializing
2. Good girls
3. Advantage
4. Nothing
5. Mars
6. Canoe
7. Dollars
8. Boss
9. Sexy
10. Looks
And a little bonus. Those of you who have been following Midlifecrisisnut will know that I’ve had quite a rollercoaster of a life – not to say ultra shitty – recently (making it difficult to see any light at the end of a tunnel). Which is why I absolutely needed to cheer myself up with this little number. Hope to make you laugh as well on this dull and rainy Monday. Enjoy!
11. Light
10 thoughts on “10 Truths About Men & Women You Wish You Knew”
These are so funny, Abby! I love the first three especially. Men really do seem to bond over insults. What I appreciate about some of my girlfriends is that we ALSO bond over insulting each other in a truthful but good-natured way.
I am really hoping the last half of 2016 is bright and sunny and smooth sailing for you; you’ve had a rough old patch lately, sweet lady. Lots of love to you from London. xxx
Thank you so much Lisa for your beautiful massage. You’re so right. I think with true friends you can get away with little insults and a bit of teasing, and then it doesn’t mater if they’re guys or girls. Thank you for thinking of me. Sending you back my love:) xx Abby
Hello Ms Abby,
I have really missed you . The last comment that you made about the rough patch you have been through . Got me to thinking bout what you remind me of . You remind me of a Willow tree . My husband’s sister has one in her back yard . That tree has been through all kinds of bad weather strong blowing winds. Winds that blew so Strong I thought that the wind would blow those branches right off . But when I come back and see that tree it’s still beautiful standing strong . Still housing all those nest for all the birds still giving shade to Whom ever needs it .
Yes life has blown you around but you still give us birds a nest and shade . Thank You???.
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Oh, that’s such a lovely message Gloria! And it means even more to me coming from such a lovely Lady like you! We too have a Willow tree in our yard, two in fact to be precise. One is strong and beautiful like you said and the other one a little bit further slowly dying off with every year. I just hope that I’m not the other tree:) And that there’s a light somewhere at the end of the tunnel and not a damn train 🙂 Seriously, everything has been going uphill in my life recently. So, right now I just hope that Mr Murphy will move somewhere else or I’ll kick his butt! I missed you too terribly Gloria, it’s just that I hate to whine, so I’m not coming to the blog precisely for that reason. You made my day with this comment! Sending you my love, xx Abby
Abby,remember when I found your blog that day ? I didn’t think I was going to make it . I was getting hit from every direction . That day I decided I would bend but I would be Danmed if I break . You say you have two one strong and one dying little by little. I know which tree you are because you are still here bending but never breaking . Tell Mr. Murphy move on pass and when he pass kiss your well you know? Still counting the days .
Thank you Gloria for being there for me! Thank you for always managing to lift me up 🙂 And you’re right, we should never give up, not even under the worst of circumstances. Looking forward to finally meeting you in person! Love xx A
No. 1 & No. 11 – Hilarious & true!
I really enjoyed your choices of wallpaper in this post Abby. Would it be because it’s a bit Vintage/Retro I wonder 😉
On a more serious note, I really really hope you’re starting to feel better dear lady. Shitty shit aint no way to live sending big hugs xxx
You made me so happy when you said you liked my background pattern, Michelle! I thought nobody noticed the artistic effort that goes into my posts 😉 And speaking of my looooooooooong streak of bad luck, just this morning, additionally to a power failure I noticed my car brakes gave up and I had to make it home on the hand brake. Seriously, if it continues like that then I don’t know. At least one thing is sure, there’s no freaking light in my tunnel! Happy to see you here! Hugs xx Abby
I’m sorry you’re having such a rough time Abby and I’m even sorrier that I’ve been such a rotten friend. I’ve been hiding out in my cave again. I just get those times when I feel the need to hibernate. So, sorry I’m late to the party. You have once again hit it out of the park. Totally hilarious. I’m going to email you in a minute.
Thank you for visiting Rena and for your kind message! I’m sorry I’ve woken you up from your well-deserved hibernation sleep – I know you’re having a shitty time right now too, so please take all the rest you need. You are an amazing friend! xx Abby