40 Secret Thoughts Women Keep From Men

 

Women are highly secretive creatures. Their mysterious nature has been subject to countless studies and gigantic volumes of  literature. For centuries they've been keeping little secrets all to themselves, never disclosing any details of their private essence.

 

The following list doesn't by no means seek to uncover their enigma. It is merely an attempt to give a taste of what women keep private from men.

 
1. I will always do it better myself. [Tweet]

2. The rule of cleavage: use it wisely. [Tweet]

3. Embrace vulnerability. Men have feelings too. [Tweet]

4. 8” is relative. [Tweet]

5. PMS – the only time of the month when I can be myself. [Tweet]

6. Some people come and go. But exes stay forever. [Tweet]

7. At least I don’t look like a frog in a blender when I dance. [Tweet]

8. At some point what goes down doesn’t come up. [Tweet]

9. Don’t dare pushing the wrong buttons or I’ll edit your mind. [Tweet]

10. I don’t have to pass gas to amuse myself. [Tweet]

11. You’ll pay for this later. [Tweet]

12. I’m so worth that $300 eye cream! [Tweet]

13. Just because I say: nothing’s wrong, it doesn’t mean I mean it. [Tweet]

14. Ugh, balls. [Tweet]

15. You never remember, I never forget. [Tweet]

16. Faking it is the key to a happy relationship. [Tweet]

17. I’m not expecting you to be a mind reader. I expect you to read my mind. [Tweet]

18. The cocks may crow, but it’s the hen that lays the egg. [Tweet]

19. Kinky doesn’t mean creative caretaker to me. [Tweet]

20. Nothing beats that bra-less feeling at the end of the day. [Tweet]

21. Bigger IS better. [Tweet]

22. Don’t confuse accessible with easy. [Tweet]

23. Of course I'm upset, you moron! [Tweet]

24. Behind every great man, there’s a woman without glasses. [Tweet]

25. Yes and no don’t answer every single question. [Tweet]

26. Marriage doesn’t equal domestic incarceration. [Tweet]

27. You were born to lie, but I wasn’t born to believe it. [Tweet]

28. It’s about time you learned to work the toilet seat. [Tweet]

29. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. [Tweet]

30. What chin hair? [Tweet]

31. Some people are one taco short of a combination plate. [Tweet]

32. For me chocolate really solves all problems. [Tweet]

33. Years of therapy can’t undo the damage from a day without a Smartphone. [Tweet]

34. Sometimes the answer to all worries is at the bottom of a wine bottle. [Tweet]

35. To avoid hating myself in the morning I sleep until noon. [Tweet]

36. I’m so ghosting you. [Tweet]

37. Your mom calling us during sex - spooky as hell. [Tweet]

38. You’ll never find out about my squirrel fund. [Tweet]

39. Believe me, shopping is considered a sport in some countries. [Tweet]

40. It would be easier for both of us if you just agreed with me. [Tweet]

Q: What's your secret thought?

You Don't Know What Marriage Is All About Until You Read This

 

According to Google, marriage is the legally or formally recognized union of a man and a woman (or, in some jurisdictions, two people of the same sex) as partners in a relationship. According to real-life couples, marriage is... but why don't you read for yourself:

 
1. One

 
2. Light

 
3. Thing

 
4. Rain

 

5. Door

 
6. Fake

 
7. Million

 
8. Off

 
9. Story

 
10. Man

 
11. Food

 
12. Once

 
13. Nice

 
14. Wrong

 
15. Happy